{"id":63,"date":"2008-02-05T15:04:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T18:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=63"},"modified":"2008-02-05T15:04:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T18:04:19","slug":"ahora-ir-a-la-playa-es-mas-facil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Ahora ir a la playa es m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil! (?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2256\/2244817358_22b0eb0126.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Carromato molesto\" align=\"left\" height=\"261\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"195\" \/>Nono, en serio, llevando <a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2256\/2244817358_22b0eb0126_b.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">eso<\/a>&#8230; es m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil ir a la playa? Seguro que si intentamos ir a E.E.U.U. con eso nos arrestan, por temor a llevar un arma de destrucci\u00f3n masiva, un misil, algo, en esa cosa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me parece un tanto &#8220;inc\u00f3modo&#8221;, para ser buenos, por m\u00e1s que sirva para agrupar varias cosas (reposeras, sombrilla, tu <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Misil_Minuteman\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Misil Bal\u00edstico Intercontinental Minuteman\">Misil Bal\u00edstico Intercontinental Minuteman<\/a>) en un solo&#8230; &#8220;aparato&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Son geniales estas revistitas de StarPhone onda &#8220;Sprayette&#8221; que vienen con La Naci\u00f3n. Venden CADA pelotudez que tienta mucho a uno de comprarlas. Masajeador de pies, radioducha con espejo, una l\u00e1mpara solar matamosquitos (!!!), un portazapatos que va colgado a la puerta del ropero (invento m\u00e1s in\u00fatil, Dios m\u00edo), etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nono, en serio, llevando eso&#8230; es m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil ir a la playa? Seguro que si intentamos ir a E.E.U.U. con eso nos arrestan, por temor a llevar un arma de destrucci\u00f3n masiva, un misil, algo, en esa cosa&#8230; Me parece un tanto &#8220;inc\u00f3modo&#8221;, para ser buenos, por m\u00e1s que sirva para agrupar varias cosas (reposeras, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8et8-11","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}