{"id":330,"date":"2010-09-20T00:43:53","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T03:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=330"},"modified":"2010-09-20T07:36:59","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T10:36:59","slug":"que-en-paz-descanses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Que en paz descanses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En una tentaci\u00f3n nocturna dominguera, fui a servirme un poco de helado. Ansioso, en vez de esperar a que se descongele un poco, fui directamente con las manos a la masa.<br \/>\nY as\u00ed, sin avisar, ella se muri\u00f3. Me acompa\u00f1\u00f3 durante unos 15-16 a\u00f1os, pero hoy decidi\u00f3 decir &#8220;basta&#8221;. Era mi preferida, la usaba siempre (simplemente detesto las met\u00e1licas, necesito de pl\u00e1stico), y a mis sobrinos les gustaba mucho tambi\u00e9n. No s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo voy a decirles que ya no est\u00e1 m\u00e1s entre nosotros. Naturalmente, luego tuve que duplicar mi raci\u00f3n de helado para superar la depresi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i54.tinypic.com\/65tik0.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><\/div>\n<p>\nDon&#8217;t&#8230; just&#8230; don&#8217;t =(.<br \/>\n<small><u><em>Nota:<\/u> era una cuchara<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En una tentaci\u00f3n nocturna dominguera, fui a servirme un poco de helado. Ansioso, en vez de esperar a que se descongele un poco, fui directamente con las manos a la masa. Y as\u00ed, sin avisar, ella se muri\u00f3. Me acompa\u00f1\u00f3 durante unos 15-16 a\u00f1os, pero hoy decidi\u00f3 decir &#8220;basta&#8221;. Era mi preferida, la usaba siempre [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8et8-5k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}