{"id":207,"date":"2008-11-17T20:40:11","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T23:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=207"},"modified":"2008-11-17T20:40:11","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T23:40:11","slug":"yo-se-que-me-zarpo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"Yo s\u00e9 que me zarpo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Segundo post en la saga de autoconicimiento personal (cre\u00e9 una categor\u00eda y todo).<\/p>\n<p>Situaci\u00f3n: pileta. Termino de cambiarme, guardo todo en la mochila, la mochila en el locker, cierro el candado, y me doy cuenta de que tambi\u00e9n guard\u00e9 las llaves en la mochila. Que est\u00e1 en el locker. Que est\u00e1 cerrado con candado. Cuyas llaves dej\u00e9 adentro de la mochila.<\/p>\n<p>Por suerte Jorge, el de limpieza, ten\u00eda un llavero con una llave que casualmente pudo abrir mi mochila&#8230; as\u00ed que sigo conservando mi candado.<\/p>\n<p>Ea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Segundo post en la saga de autoconicimiento personal (cre\u00e9 una categor\u00eda y todo). Situaci\u00f3n: pileta. Termino de cambiarme, guardo todo en la mochila, la mochila en el locker, cierro el candado, y me doy cuenta de que tambi\u00e9n guard\u00e9 las llaves en la mochila. Que est\u00e1 en el locker. Que est\u00e1 cerrado con candado. Cuyas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,25],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8et8-3l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}