{"id":154,"date":"2008-09-11T18:38:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T21:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=154"},"modified":"2008-09-11T18:38:41","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T21:38:41","slug":"negocios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Negocios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mam\u00e1: &#8220;Ten\u00e9s un billete de dos pesos?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yo: &#8220;S\u00ed, ac\u00e1 ten\u00e9s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mam\u00e1: &#8220;Bueno, ahora te doy un billete de cinco, hac\u00e9s un buen cambio.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yo: &#8220;Nah, no jodas, son dos pesos&#8230; adem\u00e1s ayer te saqu\u00e9 diez pesos, hice mejor negocio!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No se ri\u00f3 mucho jajajajaj :P.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mam\u00e1: &#8220;Ten\u00e9s un billete de dos pesos?&#8221; Yo: &#8220;S\u00ed, ac\u00e1 ten\u00e9s.&#8221; Mam\u00e1: &#8220;Bueno, ahora te doy un billete de cinco, hac\u00e9s un buen cambio.&#8221; Yo: &#8220;Nah, no jodas, son dos pesos&#8230; adem\u00e1s ayer te saqu\u00e9 diez pesos, hice mejor negocio!&#8221; No se ri\u00f3 mucho jajajajaj :P.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8et8-negocios","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matiaslaporte.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}